Geek Jokes

Three foreigners – a businessman, physicist, and mathematician -are visiting Scotland for the first time.

Suddenly, the businessman points out the window in surprise.

Look at that! The sheep in Scotland are black!

Shocked at how easily his friend jumps to conclusions, the physicist corrects him.

No, all we can be certain of is that some of the sheep in Scotland are black.

The mathematician looks out the window himself, and corrects the both of them.

We know there exists a sheep in Scotland which is black on at least one side.

Know any good geeks jokes? Post ’em. 🙂


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  2. Va Home LoanVa Home Loan05-22-2006

    Va Loan

    Sweet site guys!

  3. bobbob10-11-2006

    never mix alcohol with calculus, friends dont let friends drink and derive

    two atoms are walking down the street, one of them drops an electron on the ground and the other picks it up.
    atom 1: excuse me, but thats my electron
    atom 2: are you sure?
    atom 1: im positive

  4. LindaLinda11-30-2006

    Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and
    point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
    Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In”.

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has
    gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write “For Smuggling

    7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With the Prophecy.”

    8. Don’t use any punctuation

    9. as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme.

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re not in the Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”

    18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling “Run for Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, “Due To the Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

    20. In an appraisal meeting, see your boss through a fork and imagine he/she is behind bars.

    21. Drive to work in reverse gear

    22. Tattoo “out to lunch” on your forehead

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