Forget Slashdot, the truly perverted geek hangs out over at Slashdong, where engineers meld sex and technology together into one beautifully orgasmic experience. Kyle Machulis (aka qDot) devotes his passions for technology and sex to come up with some of today’s most innovative, geeky sex toys, like the SeXBox.

The SeXBox was amongst Kyle’s first forays into teledildonics, whereby he hooked up a vibrator to a XBox controller. Soon after, he ported this to be compatible with PS2’s dual shock controllers. An alternative version of the SexBox includes the “Pink Sparkly Butt Plug of Doom“, if you’re into that sort of thing. Not into gaming? How about the Sexercise Bike, a mash-up of an old exercise bike and a dildo?

By this point you’re either like “wow, that’s cool”, or “damn, that guy’s a freak”. And you’re probably also wondering what got him into teledildonics, especially since he says he’s regularly getting it on with his fiance. In his own words, Kyle explains his bizarre fascination: “I’ve been a geek since as long as I remember, and being male, I like teh sex0rz. I like them a lot. So I figured, why not combine the two? There’s a vast amount of humor in the subject, as well as some places to actually teach people things about electronics, engineering, and pimpin’ it both large and in charge.”

Umm, okay…

If you’re into this sort of thing, Kyle has also set up a message board where you can discuss his latest DIY sex toy projects, or share some ideas of your own.

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